Gay-bashers beware, George Takei will ‘fck your sht up’

Conan on Tuesday night released a promotional video for Andy Richter’s latest business venture, in which the comedian offers to complete the difficult process of telling your family that you’re gay. “Coming out to your family during the holidays is never easy,” Ricther explains. “It can be a delicate process, and sometimes you need a helpful nudge. That’s where I come in.” For a small extra fee, famous Star Trek alumni George Takei will even congratulate your new sexual identity in front of your family. “Welcome to the wonderful world of gay,” Takei says after appearing from behind window curtains. “Any of you motherfuckers give him shit about it, I will come back here and fuck your shit up.”